"From foulest pit, this witless twit,
The evil one name Mitch.
Whos gullet pouch,
Just hangs from mouth,
While eyes don't blink or twitch.
His twangy drawl, distended jaw,
and lacking spinal cord.
Make fleshy form,
congeal, conform,
A shapely human gourd.
Beware this foolish, knavely oaf,
Who lies, and speaks deceit.
Wormtonguely guile,
This fecal pile,
Must surely lose his seat."
The evil one name Mitch.
Whos gullet pouch,
Just hangs from mouth,
While eyes don't blink or twitch.
His twangy drawl, distended jaw,
and lacking spinal cord.
Make fleshy form,
congeal, conform,
A shapely human gourd.
Beware this foolish, knavely oaf,
Who lies, and speaks deceit.
Wormtonguely guile,
This fecal pile,
Must surely lose his seat."