Update 2: Oculus gift?

So, as an aspiring writer and experienced gamer, I'd like to take a moment and ask Oculus VR to please gift me their new hardware. I assure you I am both technically capable of utilizing this device, and emphatically excited to do so. 

If you are not aware of the specific technology I speak of then you need only look here (http://www.oculusvr.com/) for more details.

More details coming on the rift in the near future. As dev kits and technical specs continue to leak I will be sure to keep you informed. If I can get my hands on one of these, you can be sure that I will have a lot more to say.